You must report on 01/14/2009 at 8:30 AM (yes, I've checked the website and my numbers are on the list for tomorrow).
BY ORDER OF THE COURT
blah blah blah-blah-blah
Freehold, New Jersey
All I have to say is, you folks better have *good* *free* coffee and *yummy* *free* cookies / muffins waiting for me when I get there tomorrow or there will be hell to pay!
I think I'm taking it a little better than the last time I was summoned