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March 30th, 2010

THE UNDERTAKER'S BLACK EYE @ 11:44 am

Mood: amused amused
Music: fans running

Brian, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.

"What happened to you?", asked his wife.

"I had a terrible day", replied Brian. "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection. Anyway, I went up and sure enough there was this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."

"I see", said his wife, "but how did you get the black eye?"

Brian replied, "Wrong room..."
 
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From:perkbear
Date:March 30th, 2010 07:25 pm (UTC)
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That was damn funny!!! Thanks for sharing.
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From:geekbearjeff
Date:March 31st, 2010 12:37 am (UTC)
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Welcome. Its from Pat, a buddy Dave & I met at camp.
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From:choochoo68
Date:March 31st, 2010 12:06 am (UTC)
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HA he'd have to kiss it and make it better
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From:geekbearjeff
Date:March 31st, 2010 12:38 am (UTC)
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hell, if I was the owner, I would make the guy drop trou and test it out on him...
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From:choochoo68
Date:March 31st, 2010 01:09 am (UTC)
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gotta make sure it still works ;)
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From:putzmeisterbear
Date:March 31st, 2010 02:16 am (UTC)
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Thanks. I needed a chuckle.
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From:geekbearjeff
Date:March 31st, 2010 01:31 pm (UTC)
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Welcome! Glad I could help.

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