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December 5th, 2005

hoodwinked from njbearcub1... Santa's gonna be pissed at me. [meme] @ 05:38 pm

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).

Last Wednesday I pulled over and changed ultrabithorax's flat tire (15 points).

In April I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).

Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, (-5000 points).

In September I pulled musclemedic911's hair (-5 points).


Overall, I've been naughty (-4289 points).

For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal [and a thorough rogering, because Santa's needs to relieve hisurges once in a while...] !

Sincerely,
geekbearjeff

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From:geekbearjeff
Date:December 5th, 2005 10:45 pm (UTC)

fickle?

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I pulled over and changed climatebearnj's flat tire (15 points). Last Wednesday I donated bone marrow to kendallrants in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Monday I pushed supercub in the mud (-17 points). Last month I put gum in bitterlawngnome's hair (-12 points). In January I broke njbigbear's X-Box (-12 points).

Overall, I've been nice (274 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
geekbearjeff

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From:jedibearcub
Date:December 6th, 2005 04:11 am (UTC)

Re: fickle?

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lol cute very very cute
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From:geekbearjeff
Date:December 7th, 2005 01:56 pm (UTC)

Re: ...cute...

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[hug]

Yes, you are...
Do tell:
How are you guys doing?
How was the trip?
How is the move going?
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From:rwcubdad
Date:December 6th, 2005 04:21 pm (UTC)
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a thorough rogering? I think I can assist you with that! ;-)
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From:geekbearjeff
Date:December 7th, 2005 01:53 pm (UTC)
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I certainly hope that you will!!
[weg]

[wags butt in your general direction...]
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From:choochoo68
Date:December 7th, 2005 02:46 am (UTC)

dear santa

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but if you subtract the 278 from the -4000 you're still very naughty and need to be spanked ;)
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From:geekbearjeff
Date:December 7th, 2005 01:54 pm (UTC)

Re: dear santa

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[grin]
please...

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