Jeff (geekbearjeff) wrote,
Jeff
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hoodwinked from njbearcub1... Santa's gonna be pissed at me. [meme]


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).

Last Wednesday I pulled over and changed ultrabithorax's flat tire (15 points).

In April I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).

Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, (-5000 points).

In September I pulled musclemedic911's hair (-5 points).


Overall, I've been naughty (-4289 points).

For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal [and a thorough rogering, because Santa's needs to relieve hisurges once in a while...] !

Sincerely,
geekbearjeff

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