answering machine: Hi you've reached Dave & Jeff's place, sorry that we missed your call, leave a message and we'll get back to you. [beep]
caller: Hi this is Tova, Steven are you there? You said that you were going to come to the batmitzah, but we haven't heard back from you.
I pick up the phone:
me: Hi, you seem to have the wrong number.
caller: well, is Steven there?
me: No, what number were you calling?
me: yup, xxx-xxxx, but it's 201-xxx-xxxx
caller: isn't Steven there?
caller: hangs up.
me: [to the ethers] biotch...